diff --git a/EVENTS.txt b/EVENTS.txt
index 2c43469d46..59de6de5f8 100644
--- a/EVENTS.txt
+++ b/EVENTS.txt
@@ -20,10 +20,10 @@ StartShowStyles: Showing Style links; good place to add UA style resets
 EndShowStyles: End showing Style links; good place to add custom styles
 - $action: the current action
 
-StartShowLaconicaStyles: Showing Laconica Style links
+StartShowStatusNetStyles: Showing StatusNet Style links
 - $action: the current action
 
-EndShowLaconicaStyles: End showing Laconica Style links;  good place to add handheld or JavaScript dependant styles
+EndShowStatusNetStyles: End showing StatusNet Style links;  good place to add handheld or JavaScript dependant styles
 - $action: the current action
 
 StartShowUAStyles: Showing custom UA Style links
@@ -45,10 +45,10 @@ StartShowJQueryScripts: Showing JQuery script links (use this to link to e.g. Go
 EndShowJQueryScripts: End showing JQuery script links
 - $action: the current action
 
-StartShowLaconicaScripts: Showing Laconica script links (use this to link to a CDN or something)
+StartShowStatusNetScripts: Showing StatusNet script links (use this to link to a CDN or something)
 - $action: the current action
 
-EndShowLaconicaScripts: End showing Laconica script links
+EndShowStatusNetScripts: End showing StatusNet script links
 - $action: the current action
 
 StartShowSections: Start the list of sections in the sidebar