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'-----' ''-' `'-' '--' '--' '---' '---' `-..-' */ var cornify_count = 0; var cornify_add = function(options) { // Track how often we cornified. cornify_count += 1; var cornify_url = 'https://www.cornify.com/'; // Create a container DIV for our 'corn or 'bow. var div = document.createElement('div'); div.style.position = 'fixed'; // Prepare our lovely variables. var numType = 'px'; var heightRandom = Math.random() * 0.75; var windowHeight = 768; var windowWidth = 1024; var height = 0; var width = 0; var de = document.documentElement; // Get the window width and height - requires some cross browser checking. if(typeof(window.innerHeight) == 'number') { windowHeight = window.innerHeight; windowWidth = window.innerWidth; } else if(de && de.clientHeight) { windowHeight = de.clientHeight; windowWidth = de.clientWidth; } else { numType = '%'; height = Math.round(height*100) + '%'; } div.onclick = cornify_add; // Click for more magic. div.style.zIndex = 10; div.style.outline = 0; if(cornify_count == 15) { // Clicking 15 times summons the grand unicorn - which is centered on the screen. div.style.top = Math.max( 0, Math.round((windowHeight-530)/2)) + 'px'; div.style.left = Math.round((windowWidth-530)/2) + 'px'; div.style.zIndex = 1000; } else { // Otherwise we randomize the position. if(numType == 'px') { div.style.top = Math.round( windowHeight*heightRandom ) + numType; } else { div.style.top = height; } div.style.left = Math.round(Math.random()*90) + '%'; } var img = document.createElement('img'); var currentTime = new Date(); // Used as a cache buster so the browser makes a new request every time instead of usign the previous, cached one. var submitTime = currentTime.getTime(); if( cornify_count==15 ) submitTime = 0; // Construct our unicorn & rainbow request. var url = cornify_url+'getacorn.php?r='+submitTime+'&url='+document.location.href; // Add younicorns if requested. if(options && (options.y || options.younicorns)) { url += '&y='+(options.y ? options.y : options.younicorns); if(Math.random() > 0.5) { // Flip horizontally at random. div.style.transform = 'scaleX(-1)'; }; } img.setAttribute('src', url); // Add a nice hover transition. var ease = "all .1s linear"; div.style.WebkitTransition = ease; div.style.WebkitTransform = "rotate(1deg) scale(1.01,1.01)"; div.style.transition = "all .1s linear"; div.onmouseover = function() { var size = 1 + Math.round(Math.random()*10)/100; var angle = Math.round(Math.random()*20-10); var result = "rotate("+angle+"deg) scale("+size+","+size+")"; this.style.transform = result; this.style.WebkitTransform = result; }; div.onmouseout = function() { var size = .9+Math.round(Math.random()*10)/100; var angle = Math.round(Math.random()*6-3); var result = "rotate("+angle+"deg) scale("+size+","+size+")"; this.style.transform = result; this.style.WebkitTransform = result; }; // Append our container DIV to the page. var body = document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0]; body.appendChild(div); div.appendChild(img); // Hooray - now we have a sparkly unicorn (or rainbow) on the page. Another cornification well done. Congrats! // When clicking 5 times, add a custom stylesheet to make the page look awesome. if(cornify_count == 5) { var cssExisting = document.getElementById('__cornify_css'); if(!cssExisting) { var head = document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0]; var css = document.createElement('link'); css.id = '__cornify_css'; css.type = 'text/css'; css.rel = 'stylesheet'; css.href = 'https://www.cornify.com/css/cornify.css'; css.media = 'screen'; head.appendChild(css); } cornify_replace(); } cornify_updatecount(); }; // Tracks how often we cornified. var cornify_updatecount = function() { var p = document.getElementById('cornifycount'); if(p == null) { var p = document.createElement('p'); p.id = 'cornifycount'; p.style.position = 'fixed'; p.style.bottom = '5px'; p.style.left = '0px'; p.style.right = '0px'; p.style.zIndex = '1000000000'; p.style.color = '#ff00ff'; p.style.textAlign = 'center'; p.style.fontSize = '24px'; p.style.fontFamily = "'Comic Sans MS', 'Comic Sans', 'Marker Felt', serif"; // Only the best! var body = document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0]; body.appendChild(p); } if(cornify_count == 1) { p.innerHTML = cornify_count+' UNICORN OR RAINBOW CREATED'; } else { p.innerHTML = cornify_count+' UNICORNS & RAINBOWS CREATED'; } // Stores our count in a cookie for our next session. cornify_setcookie('cornify', cornify_count+'', 1000); }; var cornify_setcookie = function(name, value, days) { var d = new Date(); d.setTime(d.getTime()+(days*24*60*60*1000)); var expires = "expires="+d.toGMTString(); document.cookie = name + "=" + value + "; " + expires; }; var cornify_getcookie = function(cname) { var name = cname + "="; var ca = document.cookie.split(';'); for(var i=0; i= 1) { hs = document.getElementsByTagName('h' + hc); for (k = 0; k < hs.length; k++) { h = hs[k]; h.innerHTML = words[Math.floor(Math.random()*words.length)] + ' ' + h.innerHTML; } hc-=1; } }; /* * Adapted from http://www.snaptortoise.com/konami-js/ */ var cornami = { input:"", pattern:"38384040373937396665", clear:setTimeout('cornami.clear_input()', 5000), load: function() { window.document.onkeydown = function(e) { if (cornami.input == cornami.pattern) { cornify_add(); clearTimeout(cornami.clear); return; } else { cornami.input += e ? e.keyCode : event.keyCode; if (cornami.input == cornami.pattern) cornify_add(); clearTimeout(cornami.clear); cornami.clear = setTimeout("cornami.clear_input()", 5000); } }; }, clear_input: function() { cornami.input=""; clearTimeout(cornami.clear); } }; cornami.load();