gnu-social/public/plugins/Awesomeness/js/cornify.js
2019-08-24 01:59:34 +01:00

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JavaScript

/*
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`-'`-' / '. \_/``".' | | \ / | | | | | | | | \ /
`._____.' '-----' ''-' `'-' '--' '--' '---' '---' `-..-'
*/
var cornify_count = 0;
var cornify_add = function(options) {
// Track how often we cornified.
cornify_count += 1;
var cornify_url = 'https://www.cornify.com/';
// Create a container DIV for our 'corn or 'bow.
var div = document.createElement('div');
div.style.position = 'fixed';
// Prepare our lovely variables.
var numType = 'px';
var heightRandom = Math.random() * 0.75;
var windowHeight = 768;
var windowWidth = 1024;
var height = 0;
var width = 0;
var de = document.documentElement;
// Get the window width and height - requires some cross browser checking.
if(typeof(window.innerHeight) == 'number') {
windowHeight = window.innerHeight;
windowWidth = window.innerWidth;
} else if(de && de.clientHeight) {
windowHeight = de.clientHeight;
windowWidth = de.clientWidth;
} else {
numType = '%';
height = Math.round(height*100) + '%';
}
div.onclick = cornify_add; // Click for more magic.
div.style.zIndex = 10;
div.style.outline = 0;
if(cornify_count == 15) {
// Clicking 15 times summons the grand unicorn - which is centered on the screen.
div.style.top = Math.max( 0, Math.round((windowHeight-530)/2)) + 'px';
div.style.left = Math.round((windowWidth-530)/2) + 'px';
div.style.zIndex = 1000;
} else {
// Otherwise we randomize the position.
if(numType == 'px') {
div.style.top = Math.round( windowHeight*heightRandom ) + numType;
} else {
div.style.top = height;
}
div.style.left = Math.round(Math.random()*90) + '%';
}
var img = document.createElement('img');
var currentTime = new Date();
// Used as a cache buster so the browser makes a new request every time instead of usign the previous, cached one.
var submitTime = currentTime.getTime();
if( cornify_count==15 ) submitTime = 0;
// Construct our unicorn & rainbow request.
var url = cornify_url+'getacorn.php?r='+submitTime+'&url='+document.location.href;
// Add younicorns if requested.
if(options && (options.y || options.younicorns)) {
url += '&y='+(options.y ? options.y : options.younicorns);
if(Math.random() > 0.5) {
// Flip horizontally at random.
div.style.transform = 'scaleX(-1)';
};
}
img.setAttribute('src', url);
// Add a nice hover transition.
var ease = "all .1s linear";
div.style.WebkitTransition = ease;
div.style.WebkitTransform = "rotate(1deg) scale(1.01,1.01)";
div.style.transition = "all .1s linear";
div.onmouseover = function() {
var size = 1 + Math.round(Math.random()*10)/100;
var angle = Math.round(Math.random()*20-10);
var result = "rotate("+angle+"deg) scale("+size+","+size+")";
this.style.transform = result;
this.style.WebkitTransform = result;
};
div.onmouseout = function() {
var size = .9+Math.round(Math.random()*10)/100;
var angle = Math.round(Math.random()*6-3);
var result = "rotate("+angle+"deg) scale("+size+","+size+")";
this.style.transform = result;
this.style.WebkitTransform = result;
};
// Append our container DIV to the page.
var body = document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0];
body.appendChild(div);
div.appendChild(img);
// Hooray - now we have a sparkly unicorn (or rainbow) on the page. Another cornification well done. Congrats!
// When clicking 5 times, add a custom stylesheet to make the page look awesome.
if(cornify_count == 5) {
var cssExisting = document.getElementById('__cornify_css');
if(!cssExisting) {
var head = document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0];
var css = document.createElement('link');
css.id = '__cornify_css';
css.type = 'text/css';
css.rel = 'stylesheet';
css.href = 'https://www.cornify.com/css/cornify.css';
css.media = 'screen';
head.appendChild(css);
}
cornify_replace();
}
cornify_updatecount();
};
// Tracks how often we cornified.
var cornify_updatecount = function() {
var p = document.getElementById('cornifycount');
if(p == null) {
var p = document.createElement('p');
p.id = 'cornifycount';
p.style.position = 'fixed';
p.style.bottom = '5px';
p.style.left = '0px';
p.style.right = '0px';
p.style.zIndex = '1000000000';
p.style.color = '#ff00ff';
p.style.textAlign = 'center';
p.style.fontSize = '24px';
p.style.fontFamily = "'Comic Sans MS', 'Comic Sans', 'Marker Felt', serif"; // Only the best!
var body = document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0];
body.appendChild(p);
}
if(cornify_count == 1) {
p.innerHTML = cornify_count+' UNICORN OR RAINBOW CREATED';
} else {
p.innerHTML = cornify_count+' UNICORNS & RAINBOWS CREATED';
}
// Stores our count in a cookie for our next session.
cornify_setcookie('cornify', cornify_count+'', 1000);
};
var cornify_setcookie = function(name, value, days) {
var d = new Date();
d.setTime(d.getTime()+(days*24*60*60*1000));
var expires = "expires="+d.toGMTString();
document.cookie = name + "=" + value + "; " + expires;
};
var cornify_getcookie = function(cname) {
var name = cname + "=";
var ca = document.cookie.split(';');
for(var i=0; i<ca.length; i++) {
var c = ca[i].trim();
if(c.indexOf(name)==0) {
return c.substring(name.length,c.length);
}
}
return "";
};
// Retrieve our click count from the cookie when we start up.
cornify_count = parseInt(cornify_getcookie('cornify'));
if(isNaN(cornify_count)) {
cornify_count = 0;
}
// Adds happy words at the beginning of all headers on the page.
var cornify_replace = function() {
// Replace text.
var hc = 6;
var hs;
var h;
var k;
var words = ['Happy','Sparkly','Glittery','Fun','Magical','Lovely','Cute','Charming','Amazing','Wonderful'];
while(hc >= 1) {
hs = document.getElementsByTagName('h' + hc);
for (k = 0; k < hs.length; k++) {
h = hs[k];
h.innerHTML = words[Math.floor(Math.random()*words.length)] + ' ' + h.innerHTML;
}
hc-=1;
}
};
/*
* Adapted from http://www.snaptortoise.com/konami-js/
*/
var cornami = {
input:"",
pattern:"38384040373937396665",
clear:setTimeout('cornami.clear_input()', 5000),
load: function() {
window.document.onkeydown = function(e) {
if (cornami.input == cornami.pattern) {
cornify_add();
clearTimeout(cornami.clear);
return;
}
else {
cornami.input += e ? e.keyCode : event.keyCode;
if (cornami.input == cornami.pattern) cornify_add();
clearTimeout(cornami.clear);
cornami.clear = setTimeout("cornami.clear_input()", 5000);
}
};
},
clear_input: function() {
cornami.input="";
clearTimeout(cornami.clear);
}
};
cornami.load();